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~ Wednesday, April 9 ~
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ragingbeard:

emmau5:

traumatrae:

cartelgathering:

lovethyhippie:

blameaspartame:

Bodybuilders Against Tipping

wtf

I’m very confused

You have got to be kidding me.

These meatheads obviously have no idea what they’re talking about.

As someone who works in the food industry, fuck these guys.

I feel like this has to be a joke. I hope it’s a joke. Otherwise… I dunno, it’s just way too fucking weird and stupid. I hate these kind of people to begin with, so this just makes it worse. 


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ragingbeard:

lurkdusoleil:

stut—ter:

grantaires-bottle:

coffee-teach-wine:

hisnamewasbeanni:

Oh my god, that last one. I’m in love.

Woah - this has almost 100 notes.

Yes. Good. 

YES GOOD.


I gotta say, I’m a substitute teacher in the NYC public school system and I have the utmost respect for ANYONE willing to become a full-time teacher. I never thought it would be an easy job, but I had no idea just how chaotic and fucking stressful it can be. I see what teachers go through and I seriously can’t understand why they don’t make 100k a year at least. And to think that the fucking right-wing continues to smear the profession and push an anti-education agenda. It is shameful. 

ragingbeard:

lurkdusoleil:

stut—ter:

grantaires-bottle:

coffee-teach-wine:

hisnamewasbeanni:

Oh my god, that last one. I’m in love.

Woah - this has almost 100 notes.

Yes. Good. 

YES GOOD.

I gotta say, I’m a substitute teacher in the NYC public school system and I have the utmost respect for ANYONE willing to become a full-time teacher. I never thought it would be an easy job, but I had no idea just how chaotic and fucking stressful it can be. I see what teachers go through and I seriously can’t understand why they don’t make 100k a year at least. And to think that the fucking right-wing continues to smear the profession and push an anti-education agenda. It is shameful. 


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australianprostitute:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

this is where that white boy grinding practice comes in handy

australianprostitute:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

this is where that white boy grinding practice comes in handy


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~ Friday, April 4 ~
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autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

(Source: ForGIFs.com)


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daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

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suchsmallhandz:

This is everything i want

Really? This is everything you want in life? Some shitty lingerie, a pleather jacket and a Made-in-China purse? Some life it’ll be.

suchsmallhandz:

This is everything i want

Really? This is everything you want in life? Some shitty lingerie, a pleather jacket and a Made-in-China purse? Some life it’ll be.

(Source: weworewhatworld)


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spongyspice:

*puts on blow by beyonce*

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"make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the….

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flavor”


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hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri)


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gotitforcheap:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

this gets funnier every time I watch it 


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~ Wednesday, April 2 ~
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iamhayleyjane:

velma-dear:

“i’m a vegan and my favorite food is bacon.” 

Is this girl simultaneously from 7 years ago & now? What’s going on here, Emmy Ecstasy?!

iamhayleyjane:

velma-dear:

“i’m a vegan and my favorite food is bacon.” 

Is this girl simultaneously from 7 years ago & now? What’s going on here, Emmy Ecstasy?!


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tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

(Source: smallnartless)


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